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A guy who tells a lot of stories that aren’t true. Probably goes out quite a lebonan woman
Oh here we goes with his stories again. He’s such a Pegiou
pegiou by Thealphawog September 7, 2021
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A sexual organ that resembles both the penis and vagina; similar to a tranny but only royally fucked up people can have this, example below.
Lady Gaga has a Peginus.
Peginus by Zokaeius January 24, 2010
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The state of mind where one feels like a dick about oneself yet remorseful.
The comedian felt penious about telling the fat chick joke to the audience of midgets.
penious by Reprebus August 31, 2006
A penis that has been tainted by the leathery fluid released by the vagina during the painful process of sexual intercourse with a woman.
The only thing he has going for him is that he has a penis, of course after sex with a woman is it really ever a penis again? I’d imagine it would be a Peginus.
Peginus by Vilavek April 18, 2008

perioulas 

the way someone feels when their deeply in love and invested in someone, they are attracted not just their beauty but every little thing they do, how they act, how they speak, they way they are spoken to, they way they treat said person. yet they cant be their them for personal reasons that are in place, or they know they cant be committed to for example long distance.
this obscure emotion i feel about her, perioulas
perioulas by perioulas April 28, 2022
When you see a girl that is so repulsive that your dick shrinks back up into your body, thus creating a vagina where your penis normally belongs.
Jeremy: "Damn did you know that Mark is going out with Hope?"
Oliver: "Yea I know I got a Peginus when he introduced her to me!"
Peginus by chief thundercock June 13, 2011
A cross between a Pegina (Penis+Vagina) and an Anus. Sexual intercourse with such a mythical sexual organ is referred to as simultaneous double penetration. This mythical organ is believed to be the production of pheromone abuse in a combination with hemaphroditism.

They can also be considered the combination of a Vaginus (Vagina+Anus) and a penis; or a Penus (Penis+Anus) and a vagina.
Man #1: Dude, last night I had sex with a Peginus, it was the best thing ever!
Man #2: Dude, you were fucking high, those things dont exist!
Man #1: What are you talking about, I fuck one very week!
Peginus by Mischievous cockroach October 6, 2009
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