peel an orange in your pocket

to generally be a tight ass mofo who would never share his biscuits with u or such items.

Scott: Can i have a biscuit please??

Philippe: No, i bought these biscuits. They're mine!!!

Scott: U tight mofo, i bet u can peel an orange in your pockets!!

by a disgruntled worker March 8, 2010

Peel an Orange in your Pocket

Meaning tight with money, selfish, unlikly to share with others.

Ben: "Paul can I have one of them sweets please?"
Paul: "Fuck off they're mine!"
Ben: "Tight fucker, you would peel an orange in your pocket!"
Paul: "Whatever"

by Ben Daniels December 17, 2006