pee-emptive strike 

Noun. Similar to "preemptive strike" in attacking one's own urinary or fecal system as a movement is eminent. One will force a potty break in order to prevent an awkward situation.

"Just before I went in for my job interview, I made a pee-emptive strike so I wouldn't be squirming in my chair answering questions. Glad I made that move as I ended up needing to poop!"

"I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as I was, I took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep."

pee-emptive strike by Obie M March 31, 2011

Preemptive Strike 

The act of spraying air fresheners in public a restroom before taking a dump.

Man 1: That was a delicious taco.
Man 2: Sure...just make sure you do a preemptive strike before hitting the crapper.

Preemptive Strike by notwebster January 20, 2014

Peemptive Strike 

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

Peemptive Strike by proooj March 23, 2016

preemptive strike 

Means an ATTACK, using information gleaned from a journey in a time machine that ascertained that THEY would have attacked US if we hadn't done it to THEM FIRST. A term of comfort, like gay and terrorist--shows the coiner (perpetrator of the Pstrike) in a GOOD light and the victim of the strike in a BAD light. An Americanism, like Neo-con for ISRAELI AGENT IN THE US GOVERNMENT.

Judge: You're charged with walking across the street and smacking this fellow in the teeth--how do you plead?

Defendant: He was looking at me funny, Judge. I suspected he was plotting to walk across to MY side of the street and hit ME. I had to hit him FIRST, to stop him. It was a preemptive strike. Not guilty.

Judge: I see. I find you obviously not guilty--case dismissed.

preemptive strike by Mouldoid April 15, 2007

peemptive strike 

Preemptive peeing before you travel or go to an event, to make sure you don't have to at an inconvenient time.

We can leave in a minute — let me make a peemptive strike first.

peemptive strike by hurdygertie July 13, 2017

Preemptive Strike 

The act of taking a shit before going to an event, in anticipation of not having to hold it in uncomfortably for the next few hours otherwise.

"Hey man, you wanna hit up the clubs?"

"I'm gonna take a preemptive strike, then let's hit it."

Preemptive Strike by Jimothy The 2nd October 16, 2011

Peemptive Strike 

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

Peemptive Strike by proooj March 23, 2016