Noun. Similar to "preemptive strike" in attacking one's own urinary or fecal system as a movement is eminent. One will force a potty break in order to prevent an awkward situation.
"Just before I went in for my job interview, I made a pee-emptive strike so I wouldn't be squirming in my chair answering questions. Glad I made that move as I ended up needing to poop!"
"I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as I was, I took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep."
"I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as I was, I took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep."
by Obie M March 31, 2011
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Man 2: Sure...just make sure you do a preemptive strike before hitting the crapper.
Man 2: Sure...just make sure you do a preemptive strike before hitting the crapper.
by notwebster January 20, 2014
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Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
by proooj March 23, 2016
Get the Peemptive Strike mug.Means an ATTACK, using information gleaned from a journey in a time machine that ascertained that THEY would have attacked US if we hadn't done it to THEM FIRST. A term of comfort, like gay and terrorist--shows the coiner (perpetrator of the Pstrike) in a GOOD light and the victim of the strike in a BAD light. An Americanism, like Neo-con for ISRAELI AGENT IN THE US GOVERNMENT.
Judge: You're charged with walking across the street and smacking this fellow in the teeth--how do you plead?
Defendant: He was looking at me funny, Judge. I suspected he was plotting to walk across to MY side of the street and hit ME. I had to hit him FIRST, to stop him. It was a preemptive strike. Not guilty.
Judge: I see. I find you obviously not guilty--case dismissed.
Defendant: He was looking at me funny, Judge. I suspected he was plotting to walk across to MY side of the street and hit ME. I had to hit him FIRST, to stop him. It was a preemptive strike. Not guilty.
Judge: I see. I find you obviously not guilty--case dismissed.
by Mouldoid April 15, 2007
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by hurdygertie July 13, 2017
Get the peemptive strike mug.The act of taking a shit before going to an event, in anticipation of not having to hold it in uncomfortably for the next few hours otherwise.
by Jimothy The 2nd October 16, 2011
Get the Preemptive Strike mug.When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.
Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
by proooj March 23, 2016
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