Definitions by proooj
Peemptive Strike
When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.
Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
Peemptive Strike by proooj March 23, 2016
Peemptive Strike
When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.
Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
Peemptive Strike by proooj March 23, 2016
Peemptive Strike
When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.
Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
Peemptive Strike by proooj March 23, 2016
Peemptive Strike
When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.
Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
Peemptive Strike by proooj March 23, 2016
Slapping the cat
"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"
Slapping the cat by proooj February 29, 2016