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pedocock 

Pedocock...I have one in my hand right now. It refers to sexually offensive, predatory dickmeat.

Mine is with me everywhere I go: public restrooms, sports parks, playgrounds, church, swimming pools, cruising schools at recess, kid's daycare, the delivery room...
I'm fixin to squeeze my fat pedocock inside your son's...bathroom. I'm just jerking it off behind a locked door. No worries. For now.
pedocock by MarlboroPozPig May 18, 2018
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pedocock 

Pedocock...I have one in my hand right now. It refers to sexually offensive, predatory dickmeat.

Mine is with me everywhere I go: public restrooms, sports parks, playgrounds, church, swimming pools, cruising schools at recess, kid's daycare, the delivery room...
I'm fixin to squeeze my fat pedocock inside your son's...bathroom. I'm just jerking it off behind a locked door. No worries. For now.
pedocock by SexuallyOffensive May 18, 2018
A penis that has the characteristic of much loose skin hanging from the underside as to give the impression of a pelican's beak and neck.
That guy's pelicock looks like it just swallowed a huge fish.
Pelicock by Robfuuuuu October 29, 2009
Pedialyte cocktail, a signature drink concoction including either tequila/vodka, a splash of water/soda, and one pedialyte/electrolyte packet.
Hey man - can you make me a pedcock?

Nothing like waking up to a nice pedcock.
Pedcock by CNVG October 13, 2022

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026