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Pedo-meter

A pedo-meter is a non-specific measurement describing the distance between an area where there is a general presence of minors (such as a school or a park) and the nearest pedophile, and the likely hood they will offend. A distance of 1 pedo-meter suggests there is a 50% Chance of pedophile activity in the area; the distance shares an exponentially inverse relationship with pedophile activity.
Person 1. "This park is about 6 pedo-meters away, so the kids are quite safe"
Person 2. "Shit that's not bad, when I was growing up my school had a distance of about .3 pedo-meters, there was a few creepy bald guys driving around in tinted vans from time to time"
by Frederick McCock May 14, 2013
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Sketchikans Pedo Meter

Ketchikan, Alaska is full of nothing but sketchy junkie and criminals. With nothing better to do with their time then be sketchy junkafied has beens who peaked in high school.
Mr Mathwig is nothing more then the meth shooting sex offender of a minor. He is sketchikans pedo meter and has no care in the world to be anything more then he is. The 40 yr old junkie still hangs around teenagers and tries to sleep with teen girls by giving them drugs.
by Cody Ryan Mathwig October 13, 2022
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pedometer

pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you
oh no! the pedometer is beeping. lets get out of here
by lschi1 March 31, 2015
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pedometer

A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.
"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."
by va1erio December 14, 2008
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Pedometer

Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.
To Kyle's delight, his pedometer allerted him that it was prime time to be at the local swingsets.
by JoeCoolJRRT July 11, 2010
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Pedometer

Pedo-Meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you pass.
My pedometer reached 314 today during my 2 mile jog through the park.
by Camille Sterling January 11, 2010
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penometer

The official ANSI intrument for measuring penis length and girth
by Cornwallis September 17, 2003
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