Two hot milfs who wear Alien masks,
drive old lady carts in supermarkets,
cary around the letters P & S in bars,
have contests to see who can find the ugliest outfits,
and have a huge fan base such as:
Chuck Norris...and...well who wants more than chuck for a fan?
drive old lady carts in supermarkets,
cary around the letters P & S in bars,
have contests to see who can find the ugliest outfits,
and have a huge fan base such as:
Chuck Norris...and...well who wants more than chuck for a fan?
by Dirt Wood Frick October 25, 2006
Get the pecan sandiemug. Other than a cookie, it's a, a sexual meaning...
"We gotta trick the moms into letting us bop with 'em" -Frank Reynolds
"We gotta trick the moms into letting us bop with 'em" -Frank Reynolds
I went to the store, but they were out of Pecan Sandies, so looks like you and I are going to make our own...if you know what I mean...
by barbaradear February 8, 2009
Get the Pecan Sandiesmug. A very rough HJ, definitely without any kind of lubrication, and in extreme conditions given out by someone with dry, cracked hands. A likely side effect of this act is a severely chafed penis. Perversely, some gentlemen prefer this to regular HJs, i.e. Ralph Cifaretto from The Sopranos.
"Wow, I was so drunk last night that I went home with this fat chick and she gave me a pecan sandy. My dick is so raw, I can't even put on a pair of pants."
by LongJahnSilver June 19, 2013
Get the Pecan Sandymug. A variation of the Pecan. Before penetrating the vagina with one testicle, the girl shits on the ballsack. Soon after, the male thrusts one shitty ball into his companions awaiting hole.
She just asked for a Pecan, but since she just had eaten at Krystal, and it soon evolved into a Pecan Sandie.
by Luke and Kendall August 18, 2006
Get the Pecan Sandiemug. by Joe Wasner April 4, 2008
Get the pecan sandymug. A male and/or female who has sand leaking from their vagina. Meaning one who is in a bad mood and tries to bring others down with them.
"Adam was playing beer pong until he turned into a Pecan Sandy."
"Someone get that pecan sandy a bucket to catch the sand leaking from his vagina."
"Someone get that pecan sandy a bucket to catch the sand leaking from his vagina."
by Papa Chub August 1, 2008
Get the Pecan Sandymug. After jizzing on the woman's chest, you pour pecans on top of the jizz, thus creating a naughty treat for yourself or a third person.
by Big Bronc February 4, 2010
Get the Pecan Sandiesmug.