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peanutsexual 

is where you love peanuts
john is peanutsexual because he loves peanuts
peanutsexual by say who now September 18, 2020
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peanutsexual 

bob is peanutsexual because he loves peanuts
peanutsexual by say who now September 18, 2020

Peanutsexual 

is where you love peanuts
john is peanutsexual because he loves peanuts
Peanutsexual by say who now September 18, 2020

plantsexual 

some dumb motherfuckers wanting to be opressed so bad they think plantsexual is part of the lgtbq community

you shouldnt fuck plants they have no personality
person 1 :"im plantsexual!"
smart person 2 "how do you fuck a plant??! like they may be pretty but not in that kind of way holy shit"
person 2 smart yeah "fuck off homophobic bitch"
plantsexual by plantedcandy March 18, 2021

plantsexual 

some knockoff wannabe sexuality plant farmer. this is NOT a fucking valid sexuality, if you think so i n e v e r want to talk to you. tyvm </3
plantsexual is not a valid sexuality
plantsexual by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021

plantsexual 

Either a shitty attempt at being a mocking homophobe or someone who needs to touch some fucking grass.
Person 1: Hey, can I tell you something?
Person 2: Yeah what?
Person 1: I'm plantsexual.
Person 2: Are you fucking kidding me? What type of person shoves a fucking cactus up your ass? Adios, we are no longer friends.
plantsexual by smokey-skies March 18, 2022

Who made my son plantsexual? 

Seriously who the FUCK made my son plantsexual. HOW DOES HE KNOW HES PLANTSEXUAL
Who SHOVED A CACTUS up HIS ASS and (but seriously who made my son plantsexual?)
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