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peanutsexual

is where you love peanuts
john is peanutsexual because he loves peanuts
by say who now September 18, 2020
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bob is peanutsexual because he loves peanuts
by say who now September 18, 2020
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Peanutsexual

is where you love peanuts
john is peanutsexual because he loves peanuts
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plantsexual

some dumb motherfuckers wanting to be opressed so bad they think plantsexual is part of the lgtbq community

you shouldnt fuck plants they have no personality
person 1 :"im plantsexual!"
smart person 2 "how do you fuck a plant??! like they may be pretty but not in that kind of way holy shit"
person 2 smart yeah "fuck off homophobic bitch"
by plantedcandy March 18, 2021
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plantsexual

some knockoff wannabe sexuality plant farmer. this is NOT a fucking valid sexuality, if you think so i n e v e r want to talk to you. tyvm </3
plantsexual is not a valid sexuality
by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021
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plantsexual

Either a shitty attempt at being a mocking homophobe or someone who needs to touch some fucking grass.
Person 1: Hey, can I tell you something?
Person 2: Yeah what?
Person 1: I'm plantsexual.
Person 2: Are you fucking kidding me? What type of person shoves a fucking cactus up your ass? Adios, we are no longer friends.
by smokey-skies March 18, 2022
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Who made my son plantsexual?

Seriously who the FUCK made my son plantsexual. HOW DOES HE KNOW HES PLANTSEXUAL
Who SHOVED A CACTUS up HIS ASS and (but seriously who made my son plantsexual?)
by MinionGorl November 2, 2019
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