peanutdick

When thou puts peanut butter on their dick and drops it in there dogs face

I peanut butter dicked my dog yesterday. Peanut butter dick/dong Peanutdick

by Shuddernudder July 29, 2018

PeanutDick

When you have a very small dick that bends to much.

Grey:You have a peanutDick bich
Kruiz:And don't you forget it

by DeShitCunt October 22, 2019

peanut dick

The result of causing someone to pink sock

If I hadn't worn a condom, I'd be sporting some filthy peanut dick.

by drb0mb October 20, 2007

peanut dick

When one's significant other is pregnant and the unborn child has the face/spirit of George Washington Carver. When one copulates with the partner, the unborn George Washington Carver fellates one's penis while engaged in the vaginal canal, thereby imparting "peanut dick."

"Carol's pregnant with George Washinton Carver's spirit and he totally gave me peanut dick last night when I was fucking her."

by George Washington Carver's Father November 13, 2007

Peanutdilla

Like a quesadilla but with peanut butter. The official recipe:

Spread peanut butter between two flour tortilla and microwave to perfection for 1 minute. Invented in California during the 1990s by a five year old.

What could be more comforting than a peanutdilla fresh out of the microwave?

by funkyponystomp February 15, 2021