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Peanut Monkey 

Someone who works for next to nothing and provides an extremely sub standard service
That guy is so cheap and his work is so crap, he's a goddam peanut monkey

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail 

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.
That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail 

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.
That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

You pay peanuts you get monkeys 

Offering poor recompense for employment leads to employing poor staff who will deliver poor results.
Your teams customer service ability is pathetic!

Well you can hardly expect any better with the budget you gave me, you pay peanuts you get monkeys.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026