Definitions by nznegativeions

You pay peanuts you get monkeys 

Offering poor recompense for employment leads to employing poor staff who will deliver poor results.

Your teams customer service ability is pathetic!

Well you can hardly expect any better with the budget you gave me, you pay peanuts you get monkeys.

You pay peanuts you get monkeys by nznegativeions July 12, 2011

Died in the arse 

When something breaks down, malfunctions, stops performing its allotted tasks, or generally just shits itself.

"I was driving my car and it just died in the arse."

Died in the arse by NZNegativeIons October 24, 2008