pclard 

A typical fat lowlife pooron loser living in his mom's basement with no goals or ambitions in life, trying to annoy random people on discord because he has nothing better to do. He will generally pretend that he can hack and grab information about you when in reality he's just using google to desperately find anything on you on a free online database. He lives for his silly Gayass Bumblefuck Obese group, otherwise known as GBO. If you encounter him, don't take him seriously.

Have you seen pclard? That meaty boy is thicc.
Why are you acting like a pclard? Get off your high horse you worthless

Pclard is the type of pig to fart on a toilet and flush it.

pclard by Somebozoyoushouldnttrust November 10, 2022

Polardegos 

A ginger from Scandinavia that has the rare ability to get suspiciously tanned. Often muscular and seen in a wife beater and bandana.

Bro 1: Shiii, a ginger sunbathing in coconut oil. He’s going to get a nasty burn.
Bro 2: Nah man, look at his bandana. He’s obviously a polardegos. He’ll be fine.

Polardegos by skogsgris September 6, 2014

Anti-PLARD 

1. Anyone who dislikes a plard; usually found in a GSN chatroom lounge.

2. Someone who laughs at contestants' blatant stupidity.

3. One member of the fore-mentioned crew.

"I'd like to send a shout out to the Anti-PLARD crew!"

Anti-PLARD by Anti-PLARD December 3, 2006

plard 

1. When used as a portmanteau in reference to GSN's TV show Playmania, it means "PLAymania retaRD".

2. Someone who gets on-air saying "I don't know," repeats a said answer, or gives an off-the-wall reply.

3. Someone who acts like an idiot, jokingly said to be from the state of Ohio.

"He said the same thing as the last player, he's a PLARD!"

"Why does she text in when she doesn't know the correct answer, what a PLARD!"

plard by Anti-PLARD Crew December 3, 2006

PCtard 

An overzealous, annoying PC user, especially a Mac-hater. Literally, PC retard.

Kuroshi: DEATH TO MACS!!!111!oneone!eleven1
Me: You are such a PCtard.

PCtard by Reiko Sesshippouru April 21, 2006

palardy 

verb; To shank (miss) an easy kick in a football game. This can be a punt, kickoff, extra point attempt, or a field goal. If your grandmother could kick it, chances are Palardy could not. Hence, only applied to the most inexcusable inaccuracies in athletics.

This is so-named for the famously inept Michael Palardy, statistically the worst kicker in SEC history.

Dude 1: Last I saw, they had the ball inside the 5 for the game-winning field goal. How'd they lose?

Dude 2: Worst palardy you've ever seen, man. Other coach gave him the game ball.

palardy by ArmchairEnthusiast November 28, 2012

plard 

1. To make cool (usually temporarily).

2. Someone from a social group (i.e. crew).

3. To prod (as to lightly bother).

4. Reference to a Paul by a feminine a Paul (such as Paula or Pauline).

1. Plards everyone for fun.

2. All the plards gathered in the chatroom.

3. Plards her for being away.

4. You are such a plard!

plard by plards December 9, 2004