pawel's mum 

Pawel's mum is beautiful. She has a nice anus, It is big enough to fit 5 bowling balls and 2 black cocks inside at the same time.
In 2003 she was in a porn movie called pakki bukkake 3 where 15 Indian children covered her face in semen.

Pawel's mum is very open

pawel's mum by Robohorse January 17, 2018

Pavel's Forehead 

You can use it when you want to refer about something really big.

Ey you have Pavel's Forehead problem,
That means ey you have a really big problem.

Pavel's Forehead by Ignisir November 17, 2019

Patel Shot 

(n.) a candid photograph with a person in the foreground and a place or object of interest (such as a tourist destination or landmark) in the background. Overdone by Indians, and hence the name.

did u see her album on FB? All Patel Shots!

Patel Shot by KaruBall June 17, 2011

Pavel Surprise

Using a dirty sanchez finger to un-cork a hot carl while pulling out scrotal hairs.

"Last night was so romantic. He lit candles and spread rose petals on the bed. Then he gave me a Pavel Surprise."

Pavel Surprise by Mark Middleton March 31, 2009

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' 

a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems

Example 1:

I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.

ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be

Example 2:

what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'

Example 3:

How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011

Patel Shake 

Once finished with filling gas at the pump the act of turning the gas nozzle at a 180 degree angle so that the hose is in front of your face, then shaking the hose in a circular manner until every last drop of gas is in your tank.

Anil Kapoor: Hey Rajesh what are you doing there?

Rajesh Patel: Just getting every last drop of gas out for my cheap ass, you know the ole "Patel Shake."

Patel Shake by Hsuan May 5, 2010

Synthesizer Patel 

A man who loves synthesizers so much he changed his name to Synthesizer Patel.

So many people today try to steal your synthesizer.
-Synthesizer Patel

Synthesizer Patel by synthesizer enthusiast May 24, 2009