pavini 

Pavini is the rarest name ever and the most beautiful one too. Pavini is always there to make you smile. She's beautiful, confident, sexy, a little insecure. She has the prettiest smile you'll ever see. She's flawless. If you're bestfriends with a pavini then never let her go. She's precious. One of a kind. Just one look and she'll make you wanna drop on your knees for her. And if you ever hurt a pavini then prepare for the worse by her bestfriend. You could just go on and on about pavini but there are no words to describe how lovely she is.

"Pavini has always been there for me, through all my ups and downs. She's my bestfriend."

pavini by Don't ask my name~♡ November 23, 2021

panini head 

A person who is so dumb, that thier brain isn't even a brain anymore, it's just a panini. This is normally an insult if used by commoners, but if ever used on you by Chef Gordon Ramsey, you will be blessed beyond measure.

Gordon: HEY PANINI HEAD! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

panini head by Shimmiling._ December 2, 2017

Painis

Another way of saying penis. Popularized by the soldier in Tf2 from gmod videos.

Soldier: You are Red See Red.
Robotnik: PINGAS.
Soldier: No, Painis.

Painis by DohEntertainment May 1, 2011

painis in the ainis 

A phrase that is used by the Soldier from TF2 "Team Fortress 2" In some Garry's mod animations. Painis means penis and ainis mean anus.

Red Soldier: That scout is got a painis in the ainis!

Blu Scout: You suck!

painis in the ainis by LittleRocketMan June 8, 2017

Paliniosexual 

As opposed to a sapiosexual, a person who is sexually attracted to intelligence; a paliniosexual is a person sexually attracted to ignorance.

Pat Buchanan is sexually attracted to Sarah Palin; therefore, Pat Buchanan is a paliniosexual.

Paliniosexual by pari_passu September 10, 2010

bowl from the pavilion end 

To insert one's penis into another man's anus.

That's it. I've had enough of dating crazy women. From now on I'm going to bowl from the pavilion end.

bowl from the pavilion end by Flakey July 18, 2007

Paving the goat path 

Taking an existing process and trying to improve upon or retrofit it with a something new. Especially relevant when the existing process is not the best solution and starting from scratch without any constraints would be better.

I would like to rewrite the application using an updated framework and workflow instead of simply paving the goat path.

Paving the goat path by Mike Josephson June 18, 2008