pavement princess

A badass 4x4 truck that is usually lifted with huge tires (over 33") who's owner is too much of a pussy to take off road.

Dude #1: "Check out that truck man! I would kill for that beast"

Dude #2: "Yeah, that guy has never taken it off road."

Dude #1: "What a fuckin' fag! I would never let that truck get called a pavement princess!"

pavement princess by CALEB 0415 December 24, 2008

pavement princess

a street-walking prostitute

I was so horny. I spent some money on a pavement princess.

pavement princess by Felix January 14, 2005

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pavement princess

A whore. Typically of the finer variety (a 10 on the Ph scale) that makes a shitty living getting paid to let weird 4x4 truck dudes with tiny dicks bang her while she pretends to like it.

Hey look boys, Dickey Jr. snagged himself another pavement princess. Yepz, shes a laughing now. She seen his truck and his pecker. purt’ near 90 seconds. little dickey must be a practicin.

pavement princess by Navel1 August 1, 2022

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Pavement princess

Makenna clement

Makenna drives a pavement princess

Pavement princess by Shshsgsysbs April 11, 2022

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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