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Paula Deen Diabetes

Also known as Type 2 Diabetes. The type of Diabetes you get from eating fattening or fried foods such as those made by Paula Deen.
The doc says I have to lay off the fried chicken or I will develop Paula Deen Diabetes.
Paula Deen Diabetes by 711kid January 29, 2012

paula deen 

The act of making something look good. Refers to the food network chef, that applies massive amounts of butter to every dish.

Can also mean the suggestion that a female is attractive enough to butter up and "eat out".
"Hey yo I paula deen'd this shit"

"Make sure that shit paula deen, aite"

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"Hey you seen dat girl?"

"Yeah I'd paula deen her"

"Yeaaahhhh boi"
paula deen by cotit krew December 26, 2011

De-Paula Deen It 

To De-Paula Deen It is to try to mask a deep southern accent in hopes of appearing more intelligent vs. a dumb redneck.
Abby finally became more successful in life when she finally learned to de-paula deen it and drop the "oh hey y'all".

Paula Deen of butter 

Four pounds of butter. Paula Deen is known for using massive amounts of butter in her recipes, and since there are four sticks of butter in a pound of butter, there are four pounds of butter in a Paula Deen of butter.
To butter poach an entire chicken you need to first melt a Paula Deen of butter in a medium sauce pan.

Paula Deen 

an alcoholic drink that is one part whiskey and two parts melted butter.
Joe-Bring out a round of Paula Deen, Y'ALL
Bob-Hell yea I love me some butter!
Joe-No Bob you gonna get diabetes!
Paula Deen by RaGaGa March 3, 2012

Paula Deen 

Hey Y'all! Paula here wishing you best dishes from mah kitchen duh'yers. Dudnit sound luuhhhhhhhvley? Paula can commonly be found in her kitchen where she is waiting to persuade her family into having heart attacks. Paula loves making bacon burgers with doughnots instead of buns. She also loves budder. Lots and lots o' budder. When you hear any vocabulary like "Duh'Yers, Y'all, and Dudnit" assume that Paula is near. She enjoys making one of a kind exotic faces when shes having a mild stroke, due to her fried foods. Her favorite son will sure be around when she makes her best dishes. The other son is yet to be seen. Paula's other show "Paula's Party" is just her talking about her "wide figure" to a group of redneck audience.
Paula Deen's recipe for fried budder balls killed my uncle!!!!
Paula Deen by paulasparty123 August 8, 2009