pattern b 

1.When something is stupid, or somebody is being stupid. Basically, when you don't like someone/something.

2.A term used in extemporaneous speaking for the group of speakers.

1. Gabby: What did you think about Glenbrooks?
Will: IT WAS SOOOOO PATTERN B!!!! BUT HERSCHEL PATEL IS PATTERN A!!!!

2. Charlie Metzger WON GLENBROOKS BECAUSE HE WASN'T IN PATTERN B.

pattern b by HERSCHELISGOD November 26, 2006

Male Pattern Balls 

An inevitable patch of hairless scrotum where the testicles mostly rest against the gusset of the gentleman's underwear, resulting in friction baldness.

After a few years of carefree post-pubescent abandon, eventually every guy will suffer from male pattern balls.

Male Pattern Balls by Rydo September 30, 2011

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Male pattern badass 

When a man thinks he looks tough after shaving his head to hide baldness

Now he thinks he's real male pattern badass

Male pattern badass by PK Jellylord March 8, 2013

Male Pattern Blindness 

Male Pattern Blindness / Pattern Male Blindness - A condition that afflicts men in which they are in a situation where a woman is giving every signal he needs to make a successful close but he does not notice. Later on, he may finally realize his blunder but the realization comes too late.

A girl might give a guy IOI's (indicators of interest) such as touching his arm, playing with her hair, or laughing at his unfunny jokes. A guy with male pattern blindness, usually due to lack of confidence, assumes she is just being nice when in actuality she wants him to hit on her / kiss her / fuck her / etc...

Male Pattern Blindness by Evil Ryan February 29, 2008

female pattern blindness 

When fully grown women who should know better wear clothing that is fundamentally mismatched, i.e., a striped skirt and a plaid blouse.

That fat cow of a lady over there is wearing a plaid skirt with a striped scarf. She obviously has female pattern blindness.

female pattern blindness by Feliz the Great January 19, 2005

male pattern baldness 

When your hairline has taken too many L's, and recedes away into nothingness entirely.

Male Pattern Baldness is common in adult males over the age of thirty or so.

male pattern baldness by SagelyPerson September 30, 2015