Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
A short, sharp adjective deried from the word cowpat or cowshit. Is used most effectively when describing something that is utterly terrible or rubbish.
Terry: I am clearly the best footballer in the region!
Josh: Nah mate, you are so PATT!

Jack: That goal i just scored was so good. :)
Jordan: You blasted it from all of 2 yards like always. You are PATT!
Jack: :(

Ryan: I will clearly beat you on FIFA 11, Tom. I always batter Joe like 3-0.
Joe: Why lie?
Ryan (after losing to Tom 4-0): Ok, perhaps I am PATT after all.
Tom: Too right mate.
Ryan: :'( (throws controller on floor)
Patt by Fenners5itfc October 11, 2010
Related Words

patt-a-man-tium 

Patt-a-man-tium is having the ability to get through anything; it is the essence of being a warrior with much strength.
Patty will prevail because she is the complete essense of patt-a-man-tium, much like adamantium.

patt se headshot 

A cheap-ass verbal victory sign used by bitch-ass gamers like Dynamo. These gamers usually use hacks to fulfill their narcissistic wishes.
Dynamo: (exclaims) Patt se headshot!
patt se headshot by Yeetbreaker July 28, 2019

Patt_ern 

Roblox sensation, incredible gunfighter/lego shooter.
Patt_ern by notpattern December 11, 2020

punkster patt

one of the biggest pranksters of all time grew up in antioch california and has done many pranks throughout the years including some of the funniestphone calls that were played on howard stern
punkster patt by punkster patt June 11, 2006
The nerdy teacher down the hall that will weird you out at first, and never makes direct eye contact with you, but in the end you will fall for him so hard and then google what to do when you're in love with your science teacher.
Who's that new teacher down the hall he is weird? Oh that's just mr patt
mr patt by Chemistry lover November 22, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more