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I am going to PATT tonight!!
PATT by JJ cola March 30, 2007
Words you can keep
A short, sharp adjective deried from the word cowpat or cowshit. Is used most effectively when describing something that is utterly terrible or rubbish.
Terry: I am clearly the best footballer in the region!
Josh: Nah mate, you are so PATT!

Jack: That goal i just scored was so good. :)
Jordan: You blasted it from all of 2 yards like always. You are PATT!
Jack: :(

Ryan: I will clearly beat you on FIFA 11, Tom. I always batter Joe like 3-0.
Joe: Why lie?
Ryan (after losing to Tom 4-0): Ok, perhaps I am PATT after all.
Tom: Too right mate.
Ryan: :'( (throws controller on floor)
Patt by Fenners5itfc October 11, 2010
Related Words

patt-a-man-tium 

Patt-a-man-tium is having the ability to get through anything; it is the essence of being a warrior with much strength.
Patty will prevail because she is the complete essense of patt-a-man-tium, much like adamantium.

patt se headshot 

A cheap-ass verbal victory sign used by bitch-ass gamers like Dynamo. These gamers usually use hacks to fulfill their narcissistic wishes.
Dynamo: (exclaims) Patt se headshot!
patt se headshot by Yeetbreaker July 28, 2019

Patt_ern 

Roblox sensation, incredible gunfighter/lego shooter.
Patt_ern by notpattern December 11, 2020

punkster patt

one of the biggest pranksters of all time grew up in antioch california and has done many pranks throughout the years including some of the funniestphone calls that were played on howard stern
punkster patt by punkster patt June 11, 2006
The nerdy teacher down the hall that will weird you out at first, and never makes direct eye contact with you, but in the end you will fall for him so hard and then google what to do when you're in love with your science teacher.
Who's that new teacher down the hall he is weird? Oh that's just mr patt
mr patt by Chemistry lover November 22, 2016
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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