patrick cc 

1. the greatest herb to ever live

2. A lonely 20 something who lurks in his bedroom in his father's house and gives his opinion to people from behind the desk his mother bought him. He is often times arrogant and lacks knowledge of the scene but insists that other people give a shit about him. He is an incredible self righteous narcissist who lives a terrible, miserable life. The only thing that brings him joy is hanging out with people who are almost famous and telling his viewers about it. He often times fantasizes about bestiality right before he goes to sleep, but is afraid to tell his father face to face, so instead he writes his dad well-detailed letters about his strange obsessive thoughts.

person: Patrick cc wants to fuck his dog
other person: oh yeah. i heard about that.

patrick cc by MrBigButt76 October 24, 2019

Patrickcide 

The act of performing so badly at work that you are virtually ensuring your own dismissal, named for a guy called Patrick.

Tad committed Patrickcide by failing to show up at work less than 50 minutes late for 17 consecutive days, being drunk most of the time, and telling everyone who he'd fire if he were the boss.

Patrickcide by circushead January 16, 2007