pathetidick 

any man, boy, or guy who throws tempertantrums when not getting his way; this includes when he begs a girl to put out (Come on, please, it will take you like two minutes) or when a guy needs attention (But, I want to see you tonight.)

John is such a pathetidick. He gets mad that I won't come over after working 14 hours today.

George was acting like a pathetidick last night. I told before I went over I wasn't hooking up with him and then he wouldn't stop trying.

pathetidick by Elcock November 4, 2007

pathetification 

Gratuitous and calculated efforts by Western media, aid agencies, governments and singers to perpetuate Africa as a needy continent, rather than potentially self-sufficient through ethical governance. A generally useful device to fundraise for various causes. Relies on American's woeful geographic and cultural ignorance.

*Bono: "WELL TONIGHT THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOU"*

Oprah: Wow, "Feed the World" is so heartwarming!

Mr. Theroux: That song is offensive in that it contributes to the pathetification of Africans.

pathetification by Palais Jamais January 4, 2008