pathetic ape 

Phrase used to describe someone that can’t think straight, is dumb and on the same level as an ape. A low life

All you do is sit at home and play video games. Your such a pathetic ape Ethan.

pathetic ape by ur a crack muncher May 19, 2019

patheticated 

to be pathetically dedicated to something

That kid is patheticated to being a jerk.

patheticated by Patrick Dave January 29, 2009

patheticameta

Way beyond pathetic

I drink so much coffee it's patheticameta

patheticameta by Awahi April 9, 2004