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Patheticistic 

1.Being pathetic by nature.
2.Repetitious characteristics of pathetic behaviour.
His patheticistic character could not even earn him sympathy anymore.

patheticism 

I could hear the dramaqueen's patheticism in her voice.
patheticism by Jolt October 24, 2003

patheticism 

1.Excessive use of meager and feeble tactics for sympathy.
2.Working in a consistantly pathetic manner.
His patheticism had gotten the best of her and she finally divorced him.
patheticism by Dan MacPherson May 14, 2007

Patheticism 

adj:

Used to describe someone or a group of people. Who tend to be pathetic.
She is destined to lead this sad life of Patheticism.
Patheticism by fiorello October 9, 2007

Absence Patheticism 

When you spend the first 3 seconds of any conversation not knowing what is going on.
Sorry it took a while to respond, I suffer with extreme Absence Patheticism at times.
Absence Patheticism by MimiWit August 25, 2017

Melodram Patheticism

A mental illness brought upon by being around nervous dogs. The symptoms include anxiety, depression, severely decreased sense of self-worth and a sudden fear of wood lice and toilet water. Named by David Firth in David Firth's Health Reminder Ep. 2.
David: "Once sharp as a blade, now reduced to a limp drip of old chicken piss. It seems our nurse contracted Melodram Patheticism from a nervous dog."
Melodram Patheticism by VaporKay September 27, 2023
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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