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patet by Tommy Leeh January 23, 2010
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Pudoo Patel
Pudoo Patel is the biggest legend on the Internet. Although he can't spell for shit, his catchphrase 'u r sayin wut u son of basterd bitch' will always crack you up, and help you when you are angry at someone. Trust me, it works 100% of the time.
He also works at Dell in India.
He also works at Dell in India.
'Pudoo Patel, your* such an indian faggot'
'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'
*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron
'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'
*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron
Pudoo Patel by theat0mic8unny April 5, 2013
Patek
Patek Philippe & Co. is a Swiss watch manufacturer founded in 1851, located in Geneva and the Vallée de Joux. It designs and manufactures timepieces and movements, including some of the most complicated mechanical watches.
Patek Philippe is one of the leading competitors of Rolex.
It's become a hot topic in rap music, and many rappers including the Migos and Future have been seen rocking fully iced-out Pateks worth tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Patek Philippe is one of the leading competitors of Rolex.
It's become a hot topic in rap music, and many rappers including the Migos and Future have been seen rocking fully iced-out Pateks worth tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Need a new patek
When some sh!t is tragic and needs urgent care , a situation that’s absolutely treacherous. Down horrendously, not doing well in life. In need of assistance
Ya mans not lookin too good sh!t tragic he need a new patek or sumthin. Mfks done hopped out the automatic v and let him have it . Lil boy new it’s static sh!t tragic he really needa new patek
Need a new patek by StreetFacts May 19, 2023
Where’s Paetzke
The phrase one uses when they try to find someone who is lost on the roof of a building.
It is applicable in any situation and is very universal.
It is applicable in any situation and is very universal.
Where’s Paetzke by JAXS123 September 19, 2019
Jon Benet Pâté
The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.
Jon Benet Pâté by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
Patelogical Liar
The term, taken from the widely known "pathological liar", is used to describe all those of an Indian race who, for some reason, still believe lying is morally acceptable. Because of this they lie all the time and are therefor pathological liars. To specify that the person's race is Indian, the common Indian surname "Patel" is used.
Person A: Have you met Niral? He said he's adopted.
Person B: Yeah, dude, that isn't true. He's a Patelogical liar.
Person B: Yeah, dude, that isn't true. He's a Patelogical liar.
Patelogical Liar by better_thanrevenge September 3, 2014
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026