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parvat by Mister .jaat November 23, 2021

Pervatasaurus 

A startling, euphoric, almost-inspiring discovery was made by paleontologists recently. The worlds oldest sexual predator, Pervatasaurus, has been unearthed. A member of the Theropod group, and relative to the T-rex, Pervatasaurus was a scavenger who lured smaller dinosaurs into its cave. Although they are of the same suborder, the Pervatasaurus is small, and much much creepier.

Living with webbed feet and bad posture, Pervatasaurus could not effectively stand up straight which enabled it to avoid making eye contact with other dinosaurs. From an anthropological perspective, such a discovery raises questions about what other timeless predators are out there.

The Pervatasaurus is the first dinosaur know to stalk another animal, not for food, but for sexual satisfaction.
Little Girl: Hey Mom! What's that dynosore?
Mother: Why that's a Pervatasaurus!
Little Girl: Cool! What did he eat?
Mother: Umm, look at that T-rex!
Pervatasaurus by JakeTB16 June 1, 2009

Parvathy 

An intelligent spark of life.

She's can be a bitch though. So don't mess with her.
But if you vibe with her she's super fun to be around. She seems retarded but really she is not, she knows much more than you think she knows, but lets you think you have the upper hand.
She is usually interested in things of a dark, morbid and mysterious nature.
Parvathy has beautiful eyes, and if you are talking to her, you better careful, or you might just get lost in her eyes.
She is the one you don't want to lose as a family, friend, or romantic interest. She is mesmerizing and too easy to fall for. She's life, but cross her the wrong way you or push her too far and life is over for you.
wow parvathy.
Parvathy by pretentiouscunt January 5, 2021

paratrooping

When you're in another city and you go in a bar with the sole intention of sleeping with somebody just so you have a place to stay.
Joy: So, which hotel are you staying at in Boston?
Steve: Actually, I think I'll just go paratrooping this time.
paratrooping by nameless-baby December 17, 2008

in omnia paratus 

it means "ready for anything"

your life is an open book
after jumping off a building and living...just scream "in omnia paratus "
in omnia paratus by Lorelai Straker September 19, 2010

semper paratus 

The motto of the United States Coast Guard, meaning "always ready".
"The Coast Guard is a service that is always Semper Paratus."
semper paratus by USCG BM3 December 11, 2013