When at a party with many guests , and having to take a dump, you dont want people knowing you're in there shitting , so you go in there , take a dump real fast , wash your hands , and get back out to the action b4 anyone suspects anything.Should take no longer than 3 minutes.
The overwhelming feeling one encounters in the moments leading up to a party to take a shit. Scientific research has discovered this phenomenon is caused by two main factors, anxiety and antcipation.
Preemptive shitting is also done to avoid the fear and embarrassment of being "that guy/girl" who ruined the party by taking a massive, smelly shit.
Joel: Hey, you ready? We're setting off soon!
Liam: Yeah alright, just gonna take a pre party poop.
Where everyone enjoys suspect Mexican foodthe night before and then gathers in a dirt hole with a pail and competes to see who can fill their poop pail first.
Ain't no party like a poop party cuz a poop party doesn't end until your poop pail is full.