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party poon

a vagina often used at drunken get togethers
by partypoon March 5, 2009
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Poon Party

Opposite of a sausage fest. A place or event comprising of mostly, if not all females (vaginas)
Collin, Jon and Garrett went to ABP, and it was a total poon party. They enjoyed their meal greatly, it was exquiiiisite.
by Collin H. December 8, 2007
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Poon-Poon Party

When a group of eccentric, effeminate or gay men gather while wearing the tiniest pair of athletic shorts they can find, it is known as a Poon-Poon Party.

Sometimes a second undergarment is required to hold the fruit basket in place so the banana and berries don't fall out- especially because there is often a lot of stretching, kicking, and spontaneous dance numbers at a Poon-Poon Party.

Often knee high socks will be worn at these parties as well, but the main point is to wear the smallest tightest pair of shorts possible.

Women can also have a Poon-Poon Party- but usually they are simply in attendance of one purely by accident as these often occur randomly after a few drinks in groups of gay men.

Poon-Poon Parties are also not confined to any particular class as they have been known to take place in the finest homes of West Hollywood, as well as in the lower middle-class suburbs of Raleigh, North Carolina.
1) The boys are having a spontaneous Poon-Poon Party right now and if I am not there in five minutes I will just die!

2) Did you see that youtube video from the Poon-Poon party? Wow those boys have great extension!

3) Wow, Those Marys only had two glasses of wine and it has already turned into a Poon-Poon Party! Let's go get our shorts!

4) I didn't know he could kick his own face till I saw him at the Poon-Poon Party-- and his backbend was amazing!
by Lameshademcgee March 26, 2009
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Poon Puddle Patty

adj. A female that repeatedly creates puddles on her partners sheets while climaxing during intercourse. This sort of intolerable behavior can be temporarily resolved by executing a donkey punch or a swift but meaningful hair tug.
Thomas- Hey Glenn forgive me for doubting you, but i must say you were right, Gina is such a poon puddle patty
Glenn- Oh thats alright Thomas, i just hate to see you ruin your Space Ghoast Coast to Coast sheets like that.
by nigger nick December 19, 2005
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partypooper

One who breaks up or ruins a party through a variety of means. Possible ways of dispersing or destroying a party include but are not limited to: calling the authorities, stories involving octogenarian sexual intercourse, Jennifer Aniston movies.
Rich: Oh no, Larry! Here comes Harold.

Larry: He's probably going to come over here and talk about his wife. She just died. God, what a partypooper.

Rich: What a selfish bastard! What makes him think we care about that?
by The Master of Unlocking January 22, 2010
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Partypoopers

A group of friends who goes to parties without participating in the party, which therefore often kills the mood.
- See who just walked in through the door, it's prutskid and friends
- Oh, they're such partypoopers
by Mr. meeeeeeeeeee April 11, 2011
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partypool

Ever heard of Hartlepool? well, we from Hartlepool refer to it as the name it truly deserves, PARTYPOOL.

From the multitude of Greggs to the sticky floors of Shades, Partypool is the place to be for a party, a parmo, and a punch up with an orange-thighed chav.

Come visit us, we don't bite. When I say 'we', I mean the ones who can read. The other 80% of the town probably would bite. See you soon!
Get yourself to Partypool, it's much better than Darlington.

Oh, PARTYPOOL- I heard they're all nutjobs...
by suggaga July 26, 2011
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