party poachers

Fake ass person who mooches off a person and offers an exciting, out of the ordinary, experience while projecting themselves as a cool person that should be talked about to everyone elses friends.

D Web and his friends are such party poachers.

party poachers by Will, Myles, and Taylor May 14, 2007

Party Poacher 

Someone who has nothing to do and asks you where all the hottest parties and events are throughout the year.

or

A lame that is out of the loop and never knows when, where, or what time the party is.

Party Poacher: Yo! Whats happening tonight?

Party Promoter: Im not telling your lame ass nothing. Got damn Party Poacher!

Party Poacher by Deon Tae August 6, 2009