parsippany high school 

The crappiest high school ever. Located in Parsippany, New Jersey alongside lake hiawatha. This high school is full of pot heads, crackheads, cocksuckers,sluts, INDIANS, and stupid gullible hall monitors known as double O and Miss B. This school is very cheap and cannot afford actual heating, even though there are large heaters in every classroom, they always blow out cold air in the winter. The ceilings all leak even when it doesn't rain, and today one fell upon Jakearchambault. Our school has the cutest mice ever that run through the hallways. Save The Elephants!!! Cock

"Heyy! how was school today?"
"School way gay."
"chyeah bro, lets stick a pencil in the ceiling."
"YESSS!!!!!!"
"then later we can go to the path and get high!"
"word. Bro."
"I love going to Parsippany high school."

parsippany high school by Mike Gatto April 29, 2008

Parsippany High School 

A school where you can curse at a teacher, disrespect any one in the building, or do practically anything that shouldn't be allowed and your punishment will be spending the period in the office, if anything at all. However, you can get I.S.S. for breathing to heavy or not bringing a textbook to class. It is full of minorities (Mostly Indians) and Wiggers. Only 30% of students don't abuse a drug, and thats not including alcohol. The lunch ladies scream and beat each other, and teachers constantly threaten each other. Our vala dictorian is going to Georgetown. yes, Georgetown.

Wigger: You bro u got the dope?
Teacher: I heard that...
Wigger: Fuck off, Miss Bitch
Taacher: OK, as you were.
Indian: I love Parsippany High School, I get A with curry in my eyes!

Parsippany High School by normalwhitekid May 23, 2013

Parsippany High School 

a shitty ass school that tolerates homophobia and racism. the roaches do put on a good show though, they sang lana del rey while prancing through the halls!

yo what school do you go to? Oh, I go to parsippany high school

Parsippany High School by BOOOOOOOBETH123 July 6, 2021

Parsippany Hills High School 

PHHS is one of the most oppressive high schools in Parsippany, New Jersey. It is located next to St. Christopher's Church and across from Brooklawn Middle School. PHHS is a high school where the 1st amendment of the constitution was used to wipe Dr. G's butt. You can't speak your mind and your freedom of speach is stripped from you. Its a circular school so you can't get lost but it smells like wet dog and fart everywhere you turn. It is full of potheads, druggies, alcoholics, and sluts. These girls need to be tested on the daily. PHHS is one of the wealthiest schools in Morris County, but is run by an evil dictator.

Dr. G: Talk about the administration one more time and you will be suspended!
Student: But I was just using my freedom of speech.
Dr. G: Freedom of speech and all other constitutional rights are not allowed here atParsippany Hills High School!!

Parsippany Hills High School by Complainer April 24, 2012

Parsippany Hills High School 

A school in which many white and Indians use the n-word and make fun of blacks. A bunch of potheads who do not know better than to smoke in school because of their white privilege. Full of ignorant whites and Indians who continually use homophobic slurs and say the r-word. Most of the honor and AP students cheated to get where they are. Most of the students here think that they are from the ghetto instead they are entitled kids who uncultured and mostly Republicans kids who voted for Trump because oblivious to any actual problems. The school is oppressive without any freedom to wear whatever we want. Most clubs and sports are not based on what you know but who you kiss up to and your privilege. Most of the kids think that rap music is a bunch of rapists and abusers who are not black saying the n-words. In the end, you learn the term privilege hear

Parsippany Hills High School is an oppressive school full of privilege racist whites and Indians.

Parsippany Hills High School by blancobasura December 21, 2018

Parsippany Hills High School 

Crappy ass high school with teachers who do not wanna teach. Located in Parsippany, New Jersey alongside Brooklawn Middle School and Bangiola's. This high school is full of INDIANS, potheads, sluts, crackheads, and especially vape gods with their juuls. You vaping nig nogs got the bathrooms shut down and bathroom sign ins a thing. Hide your flashdrive before Mr.Ordaway cancels Tennis Practice. Scandalous motherfuckers left and right. School environment is aight but boy does it smell like curry and wet dog. If you don't know Ron where have you been in this school. You've gone to this school when you realize you have done nothing during your time here.

"Yo let me take a hit"
"This shit tastes like curry"
"N**** whatttttt"
"This school is so buns"
"Welcome to phhs"
"I love Parsippany Hills High School"

Parsippany Hills High School by YouBop May 30, 2018