Parchie

parchie is a strange train man, who is obsessed with chuggington
i also was in an argument with him on december 20th 2020 about if he loves chuggington

have you heard that parchie and chuggington got engaged?

by MastroRBLX December 20, 2020

Parchie

An adjective for people who try their hardest to be funny and quirky but end up making a fool out of themselves

"Hey, Mike did you check the group-chat yesterday?"
"Yeah. Jane is such a parchie"

by blockboi December 21, 2020

parchie_pro

someone who bullies everyone because they have no life whatsoever

that guy is such a parchie_pro

by notjamesnicecool April 16, 2021

Quartz, Parchment, Shears

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012

Patchie

The cursed word the MORDHAU community screams when the Triternion devs haven't appeased them in a week.

Devs: *don't do anything for a short amount of time*
Everyone: PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE GET THESE SHIELD FUCKS OUT MY MATCHIE SKINS SO SHIT NEED A NEW BATCHIE GAME SO BUGGY LAGGY AND CRASHY MORDHAU DEVS SOLD OUT FOR THE CASHIE PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE

by Slurp_ee November 10, 2019

Pussy-Parcher

One who is so unattractive to women that they allegedly "dry up" a woman's vagina, as opposed to making her wet.

"Those girls literally ran away from Randolph, he's a total pussy-parcher."

by Abbie Wilkes November 21, 2009

Parchment Class

Endless Suffering for anybody who takes the class. People named Finn are unable to pass this class

Person 1: Dude i have Parchment class
Person 2: Good thing your name isn't Finn

by Not a Finn December 30, 2020