paranormal blacktivity 

when funny ass ghostly shit happens to black ppl like myself

black girl: i think dere sum really fucked up paranormal blacktivity a churches chicken on 153 street

black girl 2: gurl how u noe tht

black girl: cuz gurl i alway buy 5 biscuit at da store but when i got home dere was only 3 up in da box

DUM ASS! LOL

paranormal blacktivity by kay2flee February 28, 2011

Paranormal Blacktivity 

a. one who has appeared randomly from any direction which has, in turn, caused disturbance to a group of people, friends or a single person.

b. random person in any given form who has appeared causing any form of disturbance wearing black.

c. random black person coming out of nowhere, clearly having no origin on the current scene

a.) I was calmly walking the school yard (or college campus) when I saw a shadow from the corner of my eye, I go to look and see nothing. Moments later a familiar face appears in front of me and I jump! As they laugh, I'm thinking, "...pure Paranormal Blacktivity."

b.) "Dude! What the heck! You just Paranormal Blacktivitied me (us, them, etc.)!"

c.)

"Oh ginger snaps, did you see that?!" person a.
"Naw what was it?" person b.
"Not WHAT but WHO! Paranormal Blacktivity." person c.

Paranormal Blacktivity by SSAshril20 February 9, 2012

Paranormal Blactivity 

(n) A black person who cannot dance

You see Steve Irkle try to dance?? Talk about paranormal blactivity

Paranormal Blactivity by instantramennoodles May 15, 2011