paralyzationalism

a rare condition that forces the victim to stop moving completely, except for limited movement on the Y axis.
this heinous disease’s effects include commitment issues, commitment, paralysis, rotation on the Y axis, and death.
Those who are unfortunately killed by this disease are honored by a memorial that consists of a wooden boat and an oak sign that states the affected’s name and cause of death.

ranboo: “OH MY GOD I’VE PARALYZATIONALIZED SAM WHAT HAVE I DONE *crying, more crying* WE HAVE TO MAKE A MEMORIAL FOR HIS PARALYZATIONALISM
chat: AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH

paralyzationalism by dodean March 3, 2021

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paralyzationalizedetaded

you get shot with an arrow (in a video game in a video game) and then you go full helen keller and cant see shit, then you can only spin on an axis idk math so im not gonna figure out which one, and then you go full on grampa, it really is a sad sight ue ue ue

Ranboo: *shoots sam* wuh oh
Sam: * gets paralyzationalizedetaded *
Ranboo: SAM NOOO *sad seal noises or cat meows idk man his fake cry is amusing*

paralyzationalizedetaded by tostitos ?? March 3, 2021

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paralyzationalizedetaded

gets shot with an arrow and can only rotate on the x axis or the y axis i dont know i cant do math, but sadness ue ue ue ue

Ranboo: *shoots sam* oh no what have i done
Sam: *is paralyzationalizedetaded *
Ranboo: UE UE UE UE UE *sad fucking cat meows or seal noises or something*

paralyzationalizedetaded by tostitos ?? March 3, 2021

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paralyzationalised

When someone is shot with an arrow they become paralyzationalised, this cause them to lose all feeling and control in their body. Also they go blind.

Sam: I can’t see and my PC’s fans are running at 200%
Ranboo: I paralyzationalised him! Ue ue ueegh

paralyzationalised by IsleOfDeadMemes March 3, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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