paralife 

A person who's half alive.

The first week of college left Tim a paralife.

paralife by ddrive September 25, 2017

parklife 

Parklife is the act of not having a job or any means of gaining money except that of the dole.

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen PARKLIFE

parklife by GLITTERLOVE May 1, 2006

parklife 

I'm not entirely sure what the definition for this word is, but it's a great song by Blur

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as parklife.

parklife by Josh "Magic Hands" Franx July 4, 2004

Paralies 

A period of 15 days on loop is a paralies.

This word got famous after a Kashmiri politician - Waheed Para called for a magistrial enquiry into a murder and promised to serve justice within 15 days but that enquiry was never completed.

The murderer was never punished, government just served the people with paralies.

Paralies by enslavedorator May 6, 2018

parklife 

porklife,perklife,parkloif,sexlife,pinrklif,barflife or whatever you call it (or distort it) it's always good to put at the end of any Russel Brand text.

Noel Gallagher did so,and even if you don't like big potato boy,you gotta do it too.

Russel Brand: “I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”
Anyone:PARKLIFE

parklife by Britpop Girl January 8, 2022

Paralizer 

A delicious alcoholic beverage:
Tall Glass, filled with ice,
1 shot Vodka,
1 shot Kahlua
Coke-a-cola almost to the top,
And a dollop of Milk.
Sounds gross, tastes delicious!

"Why do they call them Paralizer's? I drank six of them and could still walk!"

Paralizer by Jameson Jay January 10, 2010

parklife 

To avoid someone at all costs at an event

'oh look its Rich'

'quick parklife him!'

'good, he didnt see us, noob avoided'

parklife by parklife dodger October 12, 2011