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Da state of total helpless confusion dat da various petty/obnoxious/stuffy/scatterbrained characters in Wonderland and inside Looking-glass World tried to instill in everyone's favorite kiddie-storybook heroine.

Even after da Miss-Liddell-inspired main character became queen, her two quirkily-envious "crimson and snow-colored" fellow monarchs still mercilessly plied her with verbal barbs in an attempt to cause her major paraliceis, but ironically, they themselves grew fatigued and comatose instead, and ended up dozing off in said bewildered damsel's lap.

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Paralies

A period of 15 days on loop is a paralies.

This word got famous after a Kashmiri politician - Waheed Para called for a magistrial enquiry into a murder and promised to serve justice within 15 days but that enquiry was never completed.

The murderer was never punished, government just served the people with paralies.

Paralies by enslavedorator May 6, 2018

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paraliesed

Da state of being unable to move one's lips except to speak truthfully.

Fletcher Reede's son Max made a birthday wish dat caused his liar --- I mean, LAWyer --- dad to become totally paraliesed for 24 hours.

paraliesed by QuacksO February 2, 2021

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Paralives

An upcoming indie life simulation game, similar to The Sims. As of writing this, the game is still in pre-alpha but has confirmed features like off-grid construction, custom height and middle names, which were never on any Sims games, despite The Sims being now managed by a multi-billion company, while Paralives is being developed by a small indie team.

Person 1: Are you hyped for Paralives?
Person 2: Yes. It seems better than all The Sims games combined.

Paralives by Decko The Hecko April 11, 2022

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Paralisis Spermanente

Reaching a point in someone's life (be it by an accident or by old age) where they can't ejaculate anymore.
(Not to be confused with the spanish group "Paralisis Permanente")

"I managed to slam my balls on a car door yesterday and ended up with Paralisis Spermanente

Paralisis Spermanente by Sgt. Pepper himself May 18, 2026

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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