paper hat

someone who works in the illustrious fast food industry

High school kids and losers with GED's are typically paper hats.

by Bravo India Tango Charlie Hotel September 10, 2007

paper hat

Rhyming slang for 'prat', a fool, an ineffectual person.

"'Ere, John! Aint that old Muffindamule over there?"

"Nagh, can't be. The paper hat's still banged up for noncin', doin' a three stretch"

by stropmag October 04, 2006

paper hat joe

The nickname given to your local sushi guy...

Damn! I asked for a spicy tuna roll and paper hat joe almost killed me with his icey stare!

by Asa Guy December 27, 2008

Making Paper Hats

The act of turning your homework/workbooks/assignments into paper hats that you can in turn wear, in order to irritate your teacher/boss.

Person - "Man, I was up to my neck in paperwork, so I dropped it all and started making paper hats."

Student: Man, Mr. Johnson is so weak, he gives us an essay during the summer! so spent my days making paper hats."

by SrgMiffy March 18, 2009

toilet paper hat

a toilet paper hat

That's a mighty fine toilet paper hat, Ted.

by poobert January 15, 2003

paper cowboy hats

The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.

Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.

by Navydude83 March 18, 2018