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paper hat 

Rhyming slang for 'prat', a fool, an ineffectual person.
"'Ere, John! Aint that old Muffindamule over there?"

"Nagh, can't be. The paper hat's still banged up for noncin', doin' a three stretch"
paper hat by stropmag October 4, 2006

paper hat joe 

The nickname given to your local sushi guy...
Damn! I asked for a spicy tuna roll and paper hat joe almost killed me with his icey stare!
paper hat joe by Asa Guy December 27, 2008

toilet paper hat

toilet paper hat by poobert January 15, 2003

paper hater 

A person who envy and hates other peoples success and money, they ussually will diss and hate because they can't get it, they can either hate on the money itself or in the people getting it.
paper hater: Hey, you are so wrong, you don't even have a life and just think about your money.
people: Come on dude, don't be a paper hater
paper hater by wkkee June 3, 2010

Making Paper Hats 

The act of turning your homework/workbooks/assignments into paper hats that you can in turn wear, in order to irritate your teacher/boss.
Person - "Man, I was up to my neck in paperwork, so I dropped it all and started making paper hats."

Student: Man, Mr. Johnson is so weak, he gives us an essay during the summer! so spent my days making paper hats."
Making Paper Hats by SrgMiffy March 18, 2009

paper cowboy hats 

The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.
Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.
paper cowboy hats by Navydude83 March 18, 2018