One who suffers from delusions of extreme self-worth and superhuman abilities. A legend in his own mind. Similar to Narcissism, but worse. One who suffers from Paulism also can't help but overload the internet with self-portraits. A camera whore of sorts. Made popular by a Hawaiian skin diver of small stature and a huge head.
"Did you see that short fat dude hitting on them hot chicks?? guy got a major case of Paulism"
"THis biatch got some paulism issues...did you see the 10 pages of self portraits on her facebook?"
(noun) A form of Fascist ideology believes that power of supremacy belongs to the physically beautiful and the intelligent regardless of race, sexual preferance or gender to impose and separate themselves from the physically obese and the unattractive.
The yearbook's new paoloism policy kept your ugly mug from making it in the book.
A palisman is a sort of magical totem, usually, atop a staff, that acts as a familiar. There can be many different types of palisman stemming from owls to otters to who knows what else. They are usually carved from a special, nearly extinct, tree.
Intelligent quotes by Paul. You always know that Paul has your back and will give you wise words of wisdom.
Paulisms include...
Me: "What is their problem? Why can't we be friends?"
Paul: "Because I'm a guy."
Me: "So? And I'm a girl."
Paul: "C'monPossum. You cant have interspecies friends".
Me: "Yeah. I forget."
Or:
Paul: "Pull ya head in! You reek of emotions!"
Me: "Thanks man!"
Intelligent quotes by Paul. Paul is so wise and funny, he always knows the right things to say.
Paulisms include:
Me: "What is their problem? Why can't we be friends?"
Paul: "Because I'm a guy."
Me: "So? And I'm a girl."
Paul: "C'monPossum. You cant have interspecies friends".
Me: "Lol. Yeah. I forget."
Or
Paul: "Pull your head in. You reek of emotions!"
Me: "Thanks man!"