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One who suffers from delusions of extreme self-worth and superhuman abilities. A legend in his own mind. Similar to Narcissism, but worse. One who suffers from Paulism also can't help but overload the internet with self-portraits. A camera whore of sorts. Made popular by a Hawaiian skin diver of small stature and a huge head.
"Did you see that short fat dude hitting on them hot chicks?? guy got a major case of Paulism"

"THis biatch got some paulism issues...did you see the 10 pages of self portraits on her facebook?"
Paulism by Paulism fo Shism October 10, 2009
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(noun) A form of Fascist ideology believes that power of supremacy belongs to the physically beautiful and the intelligent regardless of race, sexual preferance or gender to impose and separate themselves from the physically obese and the unattractive.
The yearbook's new paoloism policy kept your ugly mug from making it in the book.
Paoloism by An Ugly Person April 20, 2004

palisman 

A palisman is a sort of magical totem, usually, atop a staff, that acts as a familiar. There can be many different types of palisman stemming from owls to otters to who knows what else. They are usually carved from a special, nearly extinct, tree.
I have a really cool palisman atop my staff.
palisman by Owlberto Antonio October 8, 2020
Intelligent quotes by Paul. You always know that Paul has your back and will give you wise words of wisdom.
Paulisms include...

Me: "What is their problem? Why can't we be friends?"
Paul: "Because I'm a guy."
Me: "So? And I'm a girl."
Paul: "C'mon Possum. You cant have interspecies friends".
Me: "Yeah. I forget."

Or:
Paul: "Pull ya head in! You reek of emotions!"
Me: "Thanks man!"
Paulisms by Possum86 October 23, 2018
Paulisms

Intelligent quotes by Paul. Paul is so wise and funny, he always knows the right things to say.
Paulisms include:

Me: "What is their problem? Why can't we be friends?"
Paul: "Because I'm a guy."
Me: "So? And I'm a girl."
Paul: "C'mon Possum. You cant have interspecies friends".
Me: "Lol. Yeah. I forget."

Or
Paul: "Pull your head in. You reek of emotions!"
Me: "Thanks man!"
Paulisms by Possum86 October 23, 2018
Pretending to care about someone so you can take advantage of them for your own satisfaction, acceptance or personal gain.
"If paulism didn't exist, maybe people would stop using me for their own gain and actually care about me!"
Paulism by markusphillips11 October 4, 2020
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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