Paulisms include:
Me: "What is their problem? Why can't we be
friends?"
Paul: "Because I'm a guy."
Me: "So? And I'm a girl."
Paul: "C'mon Possum. You cant have interspecies
friends".
Me: "Lol. Yeah. I forget."
Or
Paul: "Pull your
head in. You reek of emotions!"
Me: "Thanks man!"