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A short contraction of the phrase "Panzy, ass, idiot-fuck."
Used to describe someone who has gone above and beyond what humans can perceive to be an epic fail.
1. did you hear that red head bitch me out? What a panziet.

2. Johnny divided by zero on his SAT, what a panziet.
Panziet by The jonas in physics. December 18, 2010
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one who is scared of pain or public humiliation.
true story: couple of guys in the school parking lot where overprotective mothers pick up there kiddos.
"Hey kevin go get in that ladies car"
"that stupid im not going to do that"
"whats wrong are you a panzie"

kevin was bieng a panzie because he would not go into the car of the lady he didnt know. Kevin later got in the car thus proving that he was not a panzie. yet by succombing to the public pressure of his fellow peers he is now dubbed a panzie
panzie by mike martin March 1, 2005
Related Words

panziesto 

Kick that panziesto's ass.
panziesto by ChyL September 1, 2010
The state of being bread.
I feel very paniety today.
Paniety by Gil Grissom April 19, 2011
(V)To act in a pansy like manner.

ie. Wimping out when challenged to do something
You are being so "panzetic" get up and drink the pitcher.
Panzetic by Apparatus j November 2, 2011

Panzitis 

The inflammation of panzy-ness in a person.
This leads to one becoming weak, fat, lazy and gaining higher estrogen levels.

The inability to man the hell up and do what you gotta do.
Danny has a massive case of panzitis and won't come out with us for a run.

A: Is Ben still injured? I thought he just bruised his toenail...

B: Yeah he's come down with a bad case of panzitis.
Panzitis by jcho85 June 30, 2009
(n)a combination of papa and nanzie; set of grandparents
I haven't seen panzie in a while. Let's go visit them.
panzie by Grace Marie January 13, 2009
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