panty ham

1. A fat, clean-shaven vagina with small, tight labia.

Although appearing bruised and swollen, her pussy lips formed a nice, compact panty ham.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 25, 2009

drippin wet panty hamster

a hairy vagina that is saturated and dripping of bodily fluids.

my wife caught me staring at her drippin wet panty hamster.

my girlfriend was playing with her drippin wet panty hamster.

by steve s (hillbilly) October 21, 2007

Panty hamster

Another word or for a vagina. 'Quivering' can be added in front of for good effect.

What a nice panty hamster

by Link December 8, 2004

Panty Hampster

Slang for Vagina, labias and flabias, this term also can be used for hairy muff, or beef curtains with fur. Can also be used in reference to women in general.

Jeez Danielle you let that panty hamster run wild.

There is an abundance of panty hamster running arround in the club tonight.

I want to bury my face in that panty hamster

by Big DK August 25, 2005

Panty Hammock

When a girl is so drunk she passes out on the toilet with her head cradled in the crotch of her panties.

My friend Amber was so drunk last night I found her in the bathroom with her head between her legs passed out in her Panty Hammock.

by Jalopylips February 28, 2011

Panty Hamster

An abnormally hairy snatch

Hey bitch, shave that fuckin panty hamster, before it bite me!!

by Minger Magnet April 18, 2003

Panty Hamster

An alcoholic beverage composed of 8oz of Smirnoff Ice Triple Black (or your favorite flavored malt beverage, NEVER USE BEER!) and four ounces of tequila. Drink or pour into a cup four oz. from the Smirnoff bottle (leaving 8, duh) and refill with tequila. Cover the bottle and shake, then chug as fast as you can. Drinking the panty hamster in this way is called "Shaving the Panty Hamster."

1. Dude, if you're lookin' to get fucked up quick, let's shave a couple Panty Hamsters.

2. Aaron shaved four panty hamsters in like five minutes, and now he is passed out on the driveway.

by fencecat42 September 5, 2008