pants ninja 

(noun) A pants thief. One who steals pants by any means necessary. Rather be with wit, humor, charm or by whipping out his katana, the pants will be surrendered.

"Watch out for that pants ninja, he got my girl pregnant."

pants ninja by PantsNinja February 8, 2015

free pants ninja 

A stealthy, deadly person who sneaks through the night delivering deadly doses of free pants to unsuspecting victims.

Sean was being a free pants ninja last night. What a gaylord.

free pants ninja by roofiecurlz July 6, 2004

ninja pants

1. Pants that are worn by one or more ninjas.
2. Pants that have incredible ninja powers and qualities. (they can grapple-hook onto the white house without being seen!)
3. Pants that once belonged to a ninja but have been stolen by a secret organization of samurai who hate ninjas and their pants because of their supernessness.

The ninja pants saved the world from the evil samurai socks who eat people's stanky feet sauce.

ninja pants by waffles!? December 16, 2005

panty ninja 

A guy who is able to stealthily infiltrate, using charm or bravado, almost any female's defense barrier, namely whatever pantywear is "defending" her lower territories.

Greg: Yo, Eric, can you believe TJ hit that blonde chick's gash last night?
Eric: Shit, man, TJ's a freakin' panty ninja.

Although Meegan was really a cum dumpster, she often acted demure so guys would feel like panty ninjas when she finally pulled down her drawers.

panty ninja by mr pinky June 26, 2007

Parts Ninja 

Someone, anyone who sneaks into your area and steals parts from your shopstock subverting the system. These individuals can and will rape any inventory levels.

Brandon looks over at his shop stock to see Darnell rapeing his inventory levels and yells: Hey! Isnt that what production control is for?

Darnell turns to Brandon with an evil grin throws a smoke bomb at is feet and disapears into the smoke!

Brandon screams: Damn you Parts Ninja!

Parts Ninja by Cr@zy76 October 27, 2011

Pantz Ninja

An ass-raper who really enjoys raping other men.

The Pantz Ninja got me last night.

Pantz Ninja by John Kreja November 14, 2004

ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt 

Kinda self explanitory... i think, therefore I am!

"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"

ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt by meximelt March 5, 2004