pant load 

A derogatory term, referencing a load of cum in one's pants.

That guy is such a pant load.

pant load by Demron February 7, 2005

pant-load

Being full of shit. A know it all; a loser; a dullard, someone who isn't very bright. Could also mean someone is being an asshole. Having a load (of Shit) in your pants, Hence being full of shit. From an episode of King of the Hill where Bill steals a tank while intoxicated after learning that the Army experimented on him causing him severe weight gain and baldness... Bill, "Forgive me guys I was such a pant-load!!"

"Man did you hear what the President said?" "Yeah that guy is a total Pant-load!

pant-load by anthony24 January 9, 2006

pant-load

A indeterminately large amount of something.

"The Freeman Museum has a pant-load of classic computers."

pant-load by subliminal labs September 21, 2005

pant-load

1) A shit-load, a very large amount of something. Similer to a zillion.

2)Somebody who is full of shit, a shit bag.

1) There's a pant-load of ants in my pants.
2)Hey, say 'vaya con dios', dude! Hey, say it! I'm talking to you! Pant-load!

pant-load by Comrade 47 April 21, 2008

Pantload 

A person who is spoiled and snobby. He may talk a good game, but is really the guy that got cut from the high school baseball team and is so self aware that he always appears to have a load in his pants.

Dude did you hear Lars talking about how he heard us talking about him? We couldn't care less about him. What a Pantload!

Pantload by Alex in East Los Angeles June 22, 2020

doughy pantload 

Common liberal-blog nickname for "Liberal Fascism" author Jonah Goldberg. Coined May 2004 by norbizness of norbizness.com.

"Some people seem to think we hate Jonah Goldberg.

Nothing could be farther from the truth. First of all, the Doughy Pantload has given us hundreds of hours of entertainment; in his official role as Village Idiot of the Internet, he never ceases to amuse us with his falling off of walls, tumbling into ditches, and trying to come up with smart things to say when he’d really rather be at home watching Deep Space Nine DVDs."

-Mister Leonard Pierce of sadlyno.com

doughy pantload by Alex Eschate October 10, 2008

doughy pantload 

Moniker given to National Review columnist Jonah Goldberg by the left-wing blogosphere.

Have you checked out Doughy Pantload's book, Liberal Fascism? What a pile of shit.

doughy pantload by odds_fish October 16, 2008