yard sale yuck mutt

A female of sub-average looks who likes to perform on her back.
That broad I nailed last night was pure yard sale yuck mutt
by Demron February 07, 2005
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putting the kids to bed

Similar to dropping the kids off at the pool, this is a prank where you defecate into somebody's sock drawer. Hilarity ensues.
At the party, I was caught putting the kids to bed in Frank's room.
by Demron September 16, 2006
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pant load

A derogatory term, referencing a load of cum in one's pants.
That guy is such a pant load.
by Demron February 07, 2005
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Chomo

The child molestor offered a glass of Chomo to his victim after the fact.
by Demron February 07, 2005
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