panning

Slang for masturbation. Named for a legendary masturbator who rumor has it panned for four hour straight furiously.
*Knock Knock*
*shuffling noise*
Dude Ed went home for the weekend. Allen is so panning in there.
by Repsaj Kuo June 29, 2009
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panning

hitting another over the head with a pan, not physically, but mentally
Busdriver: "Larry Dunn, you better sit your ass down and cut this mess out. I know you don't want to start panning on folks, do you? Not with what I know 'bout your momma".

excerpt from Watsons Go To Birmingham
by Nicholas Hastain August 17, 2006
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Pan-Pan

the japanese version of Pom-Pom, is black and white and is a bear
Ha-ha-ha-ha, Pan-Pan is fat, haaaa, he fell on you, haaa, he's a good bear.
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
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Pan-Pan

A radio call reporting distress. Pan-Pan is a less severe than may-day.
Pan-pan this is Delta six niner uneeform. We have smoke in the cabin.
by Martin_z07 July 20, 2006
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Pan-Pan

A big black and white bear, is the Japanese version of Pom-Pom.
Pan-Pan is fat, He fell on you, he's a good bear.
by Spencer April 28, 2003
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The Pan

The Apple Pan in Los Angeles on Pico Blvd. Home of the Hickory burger, Steak Burger, Fries (extra crisp of course,) and many incredible pies. Has a table top seating area with great service and a huge fan base.
Dude let's go to The Pan!, I need a Hickory Burger.
by mattc April 24, 2005
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pan

Like the abbreviation bi for bisexual, pan is an abbreviation for pansexual.
Pan generally refers to the sexual orientation of someone that can love or be attracted to a person of any sex, not just females or males, including but not limited to males, females, transexuals, tansvestites, gender benders, hermaphrodites, intersexuals, androgenous people, and those with sex-chromosome anomaly such as klinefelter syndrome or turner syndrome.
I do not restrict myself to only men or women, as many people do not claim to be either.

Girl one: I'm straight.
Girl two: I'm bi.
Girl three: I'm pan.

(so the straight one's pretty much screwed)
((just not literally...))
by once[again] March 19, 2007
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