pangolin

the cutest lil fuck on earth

is that a pangolin i see *dies from overwhelming cuteness*

by Ali gay, BAM the finger guns May 15, 2018

Pangolin

A short-legged mammal covered in razor-sharp scales which can roll into a ball when it feels threatened; i.e., basically the coolest animal in the universe.

"Pangolins are like if an anteater, an armadillo, and a pine cone all had a baby together." -- an apt description

by Prite June 21, 2009

Pangolin

What started coronavirus

Micky Mouse- You ever have sex with a Pangolin.
Randy Marsh- Wtf is a Pangolin.

by original hand sanitiser October 16, 2020

Pangolin

No one knows what this animal is.

Randy Marsh having sex with one of these started COVID-19.

Stan: What's a pangolin is mom?
Sharon: I'm not even sure. Do you know what a pangolin is, Randy?
Randy: *experiences flashback*

by awesomeMB9 October 02, 2020

pangolinism

Pangolinism is a sexual obsession with pangolins, a scaly anteater.

A terrible addiction.

Tesco suspected his friend Rupert of pangolinism, but what gave it away was the jars of ants and the acrid smell of pangolin jizz.

by scodder May 15, 2010

Baker Pangolin

The best baker in town! Makes wonderful bread and muffins.

"Who's the best baker of them all?"
"Baker Pangolin!"

by BakaDog February 16, 2017