Pangolin

A short-legged mammal covered in razor-sharp scales which can roll into a ball when it feels threatened; i.e., basically the coolest animal in the universe.

"Pangolins are like if an anteater, an armadillo, and a pine cone all had a baby together." -- an apt description

by Prite June 21, 2009

Pangolin

What started coronavirus

Micky Mouse- You ever have sex with a Pangolin.
Randy Marsh- Wtf is a Pangolin.

by original hand sanitiser October 15, 2020

pangolin

the cutest lil fuck on earth

is that a pangolin i see *dies from overwhelming cuteness*

by Ali gay, BAM the finger guns June 6, 2018

Pangolin

No one knows what this animal is.

Randy Marsh having sex with one of these started COVID-19.

Stan: What's a pangolin is mom?
Sharon: I'm not even sure. Do you know what a pangolin is, Randy?
Randy: *experiences flashback*

by awesomeMB9 October 1, 2020

Pangolin (noun)

When a lesbian puts on a suit of armor
And goes down on her partner

Pangolin (noun) :That date night was perfect , as soon as we got to her place she went full Pangolin on me.

by Vivian Vile September 1, 2025

Baker Pangolin

The best baker in town! Makes wonderful bread and muffins.

"Who's the best baker of them all?"
"Baker Pangolin!"

by BakaDog February 15, 2017

pangolilla

low quality weed; Commonly reffered to as 'pango'

tendramos que fumar pango pues no tenemos creepy

by El Bichote April 23, 2003