A disease mainly affecting lazy college kids.
Transmission: One recieves Panerial Disease by coming home from
College and getting a summer job at Panera Bread after hearing from a friend what a great job it is. They work there and see how easy it is and how they get large raises routinely until they are making about
11.00$ an hour by the end of the summer. Suddenly they dont feel they need
college, that they can make enough money working at Panera. By the time the raises end its oo late to go back to
college and get a real job.
Symptoms: Laziness, apathy, shortness of money, erectile dysfunction.
There is no cure for panerial disease.
College Student 1: Why isn't
Jeff back for this year.
College Student 2: He went
home and caught Panerial disease from one of his
friends, now hes stuck there.