panda hole

To harvest the ear wax of your female partner, smear it under her eyes, then administer a chinese shrinky dink, which will cause her to cry, mixing her mascara with the ear wax, causing her to look like a panda. Then force feed her bamboo shoots.

On my wedding night, i plan on giving my new bride a panda hole.

by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006

Black Hole Panda Nest

The relative transverse directions are those where one has baby panda boundary conditions with respect to one brane and mommy panda boundary conditions with respect to the other. A Black Hole Panda Nest collectively manifests both branes and all dimensions within the local spacetime of a living panda nest.

Michael: Did you hear those yelps?! A nest must be near!

Fred: What Yelps?! What nest?!

Michael: An easy way to identify a black hole panda nest is to listen in for excited elementary panda yelps.

by Illa.Lusus August 13, 2009

Pandaholic

One who possesses tastes, social attitudes and opinions based on their love of Pandas.

Hey dude, your stop being such a pandaholic. For the millionth time, you are human - stop ogling at pictures of Ling Ling.

by pandaholicdotcom April 17, 2009