panda hole

To harvest the ear wax of your female partner, smear it under her eyes, then administer a chinese shrinky dink, which will cause her to cry, mixing her mascara with the ear wax, causing her to look like a panda. Then force feed her bamboo shoots.

On my wedding night, i plan on giving my new bride a panda hole.

panda hole by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006

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Black Hole Panda Nest

The relative transverse directions are those where one has baby panda boundary conditions with respect to one brane and mommy panda boundary conditions with respect to the other. A Black Hole Panda Nest collectively manifests both branes and all dimensions within the local spacetime of a living panda nest.

Michael: Did you hear those yelps?! A nest must be near!

Fred: What Yelps?! What nest?!

Michael: An easy way to identify a black hole panda nest is to listen in for excited elementary panda yelps.

Black Hole Panda Nest by Illa.Lusus August 13, 2009

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Pandaholic

One who possesses tastes, social attitudes and opinions based on their love of Pandas.

Hey dude, your stop being such a pandaholic. For the millionth time, you are human - stop ogling at pictures of Ling Ling.

Pandaholic by pandaholicdotcom April 17, 2009

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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