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Palacios, TX 

Palacios is also known as City By The Sea. It is in Matagorda County.

Palacios is known as the biggest shrimping port on the coast of Texas.
There are a very large amount of Vietnamese people, so if you go to Palacios it won't be uncommon to go somewhere and hear people talking in Vietnamese. There is a small section of town known as the Vietnamese Village, or the Village that is home to only Catholic Viets.

Palacios's HS team is the Sharks, and they are big rivals with Tidehaven HS's Tigers. Tidehaven is very close and some Palacios residents go to school there.

No Wal-Mart, H-E-B or Buc-ees. We have Super S and Alco.
1: "Hey want to go fishing later?"
2: "Sure, wanna go on down to Palacios?"
1: "Okay, but we'll need to go pick up some bait."
3: "They have live shrimp."
2: "Oh how I love Palacios, TX."
Palacios, TX by sm2014 November 15, 2011

Josiah Palacios 

He is the definition of an ALPHA MALE. This guy is the best person to be around, all the girls will fall onto him for anything. He has body guards wherever he goes, and his most attractive quality is his amazing lucious man bun. Rumour has it that he gets laid every 5 hours with beautiful supermodels from all around the world. His best friends can never get into a relationship because they all just end up wanting to get closer to Josiah. Josiah is not only the most mega super ultra alpha male on the planet, but he is very very funny and likes cutting bananas and making art. He also is amazingly good in the kitchen, and can make waffles covered in strawberry syrup with the side of beans and cereal in 2 minutes. Their origins are usually from the exotic Easter Islands, Christmas Island, Hawaii, and sometimes one of the Carolinas (probably north) if they're a little beta male. When you play bedwars with him, please don't let him rush he will fall in the void trying to jump bridge, all he's useful for his putting a wood bed defense.
Josiah Palacios is an even bigger unit that Howard.
Josiah Palacios by SpicyBoisandGrls November 3, 2020

oliver palacios

A big jiggly person that likes to fart and laugh
I herd some one fart and laugh
Oh it was oliver palacios
oliver palacios by Lil_chase_ March 5, 2017

elijah palacios 

elijah palacios is someone who you NEVER 🤤😈💞😹 wanna leafe from yo side 😉 he is always down to fuk cuzzz he s lil honry freaky fuck 😻 his only obsession is his girl (ana) 🤤🤤 as he should bc ana is so hot like so foocking hot bro 😩😩 elijah tends to look in the mirror and yell at himself for being a bad boi sometimes, and cries about it but then he gets back up✊🏿😁 elijah loves food.. he’s fat… really FAet 🤰🏽i would tell u to get urself an elijah palacios but hes mine and also one of a kind. by thst i mean hes really retarded, u wont find someone THAT stupied sorry. guess i was lucky on this one 😉😆🤪🤪🥺
fuck. you. elijah palacios belongs to ME !
elijah palacios by fli October 2, 2021

Sofía Palacios 

La chica más lista e inteligente del mundo, si tienes la suerte de estar con ella, serás verdaderamente feliz. Para mala suerte tuya, ya esta ocupada ;)
Te amoooo Sofía Palacios, mi querida Somi :)
Sofía Palacios by daesereg July 16, 2014
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