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Paklet

"Damn, those paklets be eating all the curry!"
by sarsera February 7, 2009
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paklet

a miniature or tiny/young individual of pakistani descent, often confused with indians, muslims, and most of the general population in the middle east. Grow to become larger pakis who answer most of your technical support phonelines.
"My paklet child will not attend university, he will become an entrepreneur in innovative tech support. If only he could master the English language."
by italbigmouth July 24, 2010
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padlet

Generic term for non manufacturer specific hand held touch screen tablet computer that is larger in size than a phone.

I.E. Not iOS or Android specific, free from categorisation of an iPad or a Tablet.
Dude, I'm struggling to read this micro text without a microscope on my tiny phone screen... Can you pass me the padlet?
by TheRealBabs May 14, 2020
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Palletized

Palletized

Best way to define this multi-use term is by looking at some everyday examples:

"You've been palletized!" (see: fucked, scammed, ripped-off and the like)

"Palletize this, bitch!" (expression commonly performed in public whilst grabbing one's crotch as a taunting or provoking remark to someone else)

"Dude, I'm so palletized right now..." (see: stoned, completely drunk, utterly screwed, etc)

"Did you hear, that poor boy was palletized by a gang of thugs the other night!" (see: raped, killed and/or pillaged)

"Resistance is futile. Prepare to be palletized." (see: prepare to be assimilated)

"I think we're all a little palletized right now, so we just need to chill out." (as in a heated situation or argument full of tension, anger, and/or emotional turbulence; see: anger management, stressing out)

"Man, you're seriously palletized!" (see: crazy, insane, utterly screwed, etc)

"Yessir, your bike will be fully palletized once loaded onto the trailer." (when shipping motorcycles; better, easier and cheaper than crating your bike!)

"Jesus was palletized to the cross." (see: crucifixion)

Need more examples? Here's some more:
"You are now officially palletized, my son." (see: circumcised, castrated and/or becoming initiated into a fraternity)

"Dammit, my computer got palletized again!" (see: computer freezing)

"Yeah, my mom had an accident: she fell down the stairs when she got home after being ran over by a bus on her way to the groceries. Now she's palletized at the hospital." (see: hospitalized or being sedated or under coma)

"INITIATE PALLETIZATION SEQUENCE." (robo-computer command to render target immobile or otherwise obliterated to smithereens)

"Oh yes, baby, palletize me harder!" (see: sexual intercourse, penetration, BDSM)

"All your pallets are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha." (popular line from the 1991 video game Zero Wing)

"Son, you are palletized for a week! Go to your room now and stay there!" (see: grounded, chastised)

"A man was palletized to death in Saudi Arabia." (see: stoning to death or similar form of execution and/or torture)

"My daughter is no longer a virgin. She's been palletized." (see: losing your virginity and/or getting pregnant)
by Unicorns R For Pussies September 7, 2013
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pallet

A compilation of sheets or blankets placed on the floor for sleeping on. Mainly used in the southern states.
My grandma always made us a pallet to sleep on when we came to visit.
by Tangelina March 6, 2007
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Palletshipping

One of the couples in Pokemon. Shigeru/Gary and Satoshi/Ash are together, this couple is also called Shishi or ShigeSato.
In America's Pokemon, (dubbed) there are hints for Pokeshipping, (Kasumi/Misty and Satoshi/Ash) but in Japanese version, there are hints for Palletshipping. There aren't much people who likes Palletshipping in America, but there are alot in Japan.
One of the mangas of Pokemon, it says that Ash is gay and likes Shigeru.
In Japan, Palletshipping used to be a big hit, 11 years ago, (Wow.) when Pokemon anime first came out.
by WanBlueTenshi December 9, 2008
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Paulette

A very smart, sweet girl with lots of things on her mind. She may seem distracted a lot and that's because she is most of the time. Very creative and sometimes shy. She always has to have music on, she likes to get lost in the lyrics. She doesn't think she's attractive at all but in reality she's the most gorgeous thing you'll ever meet. Often spaces out when near windows. Always contemplating something. Easy to get along with. A very real and genuine person. Stands up for her friends and would never hurt anyone intentionally. Cares too much. Good judge of character. Loves helping others, without asking for anything in return. Not easily influenced. Has so much planned for her. Is a pacifist and has a bohemian feel to her. She likes playfighting. Looks like the most innocent person alive but can be the sexiest, kinky little thing if you get her to that stage. Likes being pushed to do better. Always looking after those around her.
Matt: Did you see how beautiful Paulette looked yesterday?
Dylan: Yesterday? She always looks gorgeous!
by dudeyouknowme December 2, 2010
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