pairist 

An expert in the study, research, or application of pair-wise data. Pairs can be one-to-one, one-to-many, many-to-one, or comprise n-dimensional connections.

Faculty Selection Committee: "So Kevin, it seems that much of your research has to do with pair-wise data like protein-protein interaction prediction or user-movie regression problems."
Kevin: "Yes, that is correct! I am a pairist."

pairist by chasingtheinfinite September 7, 2020

pariston 

A sparkly politician in hunter x hunter who hoards chimera ants

Did you see that new hunter x hunter episode with pariston he was totally fucking ging

pariston by Kurapikas mommy milkers January 14, 2021

Paristan

A city in France that slowly got occupied by subsaharan muslim savages & converted all the outskirts into ghettos with makeshift tattered tents & high crime rates, living on government handouts. Some believe this happened because emmanuel macron turns a blind eye to this shit.

Sofia: Hey I am excited to travel to Paris
Roxanne: Yeah it's no more called Paris, it's Paristan

Paristan by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

Painistan 

Painistan is a landlocked and mountainous land, near the region of Hurtbad. The residents Painistan are primarily adults in their 20s and 30s. Their unique features include sweating, shaking, nausea, and excessive sleeping habits. Paintain is typically only inhabited the day after nights of excessive consumption of alcohol, followed by large amounts of food consumption after 2AM. The climate varies by region and tends to change quite rapidly. Large parts of the land are dry, and fresh water supplies are limited.

Person 1: Dude, report status.
Person 2: In Painistan, near the region of Hurtbad

Painistan by Eagle One June 20, 2010

Paristastic 

A word meaning awesome or great.
Can only be used for the best of the best.
Paristastic is a word that is related to Paris Hilton. Who is fantastic. So. Paristastic

"How are you?" "I'm Paristastic!"
"How was the book you read?" "It was Paristastic!"
"Whats the movie like?" "its definately NOT Paristastic"

Paristastic by lollers09 October 24, 2008

paristhuggin

Instagram famous🤩 and youtuber

Paristhuggin is a Funny youtuber.

paristhuggin by Uuun September 28, 2020

Paristalsis 

Paristalsis is defined as a potentially life threatening condition whereby excessive consumption of white bread, particularly baguettes, antagonises peristalsis and the normative operation of the lower digestive tract

Doctor: Your son's coma was induced by an overconsumption of french bread, which acted as a sort of glutenous cork obstructing the colon, rendering normal peristalsis completely ineffective. This caused a backlog of semi digested food in the stomach and small intestine that exerted a tremendous pressure on little Jimmy's fragile little brain, causing a massive stroke. I'm afraid that we are going to have to surgically remove the obstuction.

Concerned parent:Oh dear God!

Doctor: Don't worry, Paristalsis is extremely common in france and the procedure is really quite routine.

Parent: Ah, I see. Is that why Parisians often seem so braindead?

Doctor: Actually, yes.

Paristalsis by boogaling December 28, 2012