Van Gogh's Paint Brush 

The secretion soaked, cylindrical accumulation of pubic hair at the bottom of the scrotum, which exists as a result of very sloppy oral sex, that paints the receivers forehead or chin with their own saliva throughout the sexual encounter.

Usually occurs during Midwest Water Torture.

I was attempting to write my name on her forehead with Van Gogh's Paint Brush, but the flow of saliva washed my work away far too quickly.

Van Gogh's Paint Brush by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 13, 2017

Paint his lover's dick 

1) When a gay guy doesn't wash his arse, shit ends up on the partner's dick

This dude like to paint his lover's dick.

Paint his lover's dick by sexcsam2007 July 14, 2011

it's wet paint 

To engage in cautious/risky/risque behavior.

Coined by Ravi Saini

" I wouldn't do that, it's wet paint, you might crash and burn. "

it's wet paint by RsvpRavi June 10, 2021

Paint Shop Pro 

Paint Shop Pro is a software that can be used to edit and create Images to use in many different programs. It supports many of the popular graphic types, including CompuServe (GIF), JFIF Compliant (JPEG), Macintosh PICT (PICT), Windows Bitmap (BMP), Photoshop (PSD), and Portable Network Graphics (PNG, my favourite) as well as less familiar file types. You can also use Paint Shop Pro to convert Images from one format to another. It is much facile than Adobe Photoshop, in my opinion. Often known as PSP.

Photoshop user: it took me 7 years in photoshop for my skills to improve.
Paint shop pro user: woah really? it only took me 4!

Paint Shop Pro by skrlx June 9, 2008

Paint Sniffer 

A person who is unable to attain illegal narcotics and resorts to sniffing paint to get high.

That kid on cops was a paint sniffer.

Paint Sniffer by Mike geisler April 15, 2004

Paint Some Porcelain 

To discharge liquid feces violently into the toilet, resulting in a colorful toilet bowl.

Hold that thought bro, i gotta go paint some porcelain. I knew i shouldn't have eaten that lobster in Mexico.

Paint Some Porcelain by Queenworks December 15, 2008

wet paint syndrome 

The secret little things we do in life when we think others aren't looking or when our curiosity is aroused by a sign that is posted telling us not to do something. Inspired by the corridor that you walk down for 20 years without touching the walls. Then one day you smell fresh paint and the corridor has been roped off with signs that say "Don't Touch - Wet Paint." An overwhelming urge comes over us to touch the wall. (See Briar Patch Effect)

The family was at the zoo and one of the boys saw a sign that said "Do Not Feed the Animals." He immediately walked to a concession kiosk and bought a bag of peanuts to feed the monkeys. He was inspired by the Wet Paint Syndrome into doing something he shouldn't be doing.

wet paint syndrome by ExitRamp July 31, 2004