Decrotchery

Combination of the words "debauchery" and "crotch".

Vicious and negligent indulgence in pleasures of the crotch.

Mike is involved in so much decrotchery that it's a wonder his penis hasn't yet fallen off.

by Queenworks January 24, 2009

Paint Some Porcelain

To discharge liquid feces violently into the toilet, resulting in a colorful toilet bowl.

Hold that thought bro, i gotta go paint some porcelain. I knew i shouldn't have eaten that lobster in Mexico.

by Queenworks November 27, 2008

Drop Your Ass

To inflict physical harm on the person at which the phrase is directed immediately and effectively, causing them to fall to the ground in pain. Used more often in humor than as a serious threat.

John: I'm going to drink your last beer.
Bob: If you lay a finger on that beer I'll fucking drop your ass.
John: Alright. Fuck. Chill.

by queenworks December 13, 2008